Publishing: Longtime Oni Press managing editor Randal C. Jarrell is leaving the company to join the United States Army Reserves as a medic. George Rohac will replace Jarrell as Oni's new Operations Director. [Oni Press]

Comics: In lighter news, Ziggy has taken his first steps towards wearing pants. Somewhere in Duckburg, Scrooge McDuck is starting to sweat. [Pearls Before Swine]

Television: Has Santa Claus been naughty this year? Jack Bauer certainly thinks so. [Sci Fi Wire]

Toys: You know it's the season for good cheer when Iron Man and Joker can put aside their moral alignments and publishing allegiances to wish you a happy holiday. [Toy News International]

Customs: Jin Saotome is auctioning off a custom Witchblade action figure, designed with the intention of fitting in alongside the Marvel Legends line. [eBay]

Butt Sleds: Did you ever think that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be good at sledding? Here's your chance to find out! [Geekologie]

More Butts: In further butt news, we now present SpongeBob SquarePants defecating on plankton and the secret cause of volcanic eruptions. [Bors Blog and Tee Fury]

Comics: Finally, frequent Comics Alliance contributor Chris Sims offers his holiday wishes alongside the World's Greatest Half-Vampire Skateboard Champion Private Detective, Solomon Stone! [Action Age Comics]