I don't get pumped about every plushie I see -- especially when aesthetics can waver wildly from consumer grade to... mysterious state fair prize grade. Footzeez upcoming plushies are just goofy-looking (and terry cloth-y) enough to justify a brief showcase. One look at this lineup of Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Wolverine and the Hulk will have you vaguely mystified. Just look at Hulk's gamma grin! It's enchanting It's haunting. It's enchaunting!The Footzeez fluffiness factor seems to suggest that they'd be ideal for small children, but as a dog person I can easily imagine my pug going to town on the full Avengers lineup. Provided Footzeez have some sturdy stitching, you could do a lot worse than the $7.50-10 price tag they carry at various sites like Midtown Comics and Big Bad Toy Store to have an official Wolverine for your pet to chomp on. Why, this Wolvie could be the best there is at what they chew.

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