Parting Shot: This Spider-Man Themed Beard Is Genuinely Upsetting To Look At
This Spider-Man inspired beard, proudly worn by a gentleman by the name of Chad Roberts, honestly kind of creeps me out. But I'm sharing it because A) I know some people will enjoy it, and B) I refuse to be alone in my suffering.
You can check out the full image, plus a view of Roberts earlier Star Wars-themed beard, after the cut.
Fortunately, this X-Wing beard is slightly less upsetting, but only slightly: