![A Summer Tour of the Superhero Housing Market](http://townsquare.media/site/622/files/2010/07/baxter-building.jpg?w=980&q=75)
A Summer Tour of the Superhero Housing Market
There's a river of sweat running down your back, abandoned cars spontaneously bursting into flames everywhere you go, swarms of insects trying to lay their eggs in you, and the threat of being mauled by gangs of feral dogs is more real than ever. That's right, folks, it's summer! And you know what that means – home buying season is officially here! With foreclosures at an all-time high, Norman Osborn's downfall, and the temporarily permanent return of the deceased, the fictional housing market is so dead it's breaking down into liquids. Which means there's never been a better time to buy!
Won't you join us for our cross-dimensional Summer Tour of Superhero Homes? Of course you will. Grab your buying partner, shove as much free literature as you can into your fannypacks, and try not to breathe too many "fresh baked cookies" fumes, because it is just poison.
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Tony Stark's Penthouse
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Horror fans rejoice! Just beyond the borders of The Dreaming (i.e. gay friendly) this quaint cottage offers free room and board in perpetuity in exchange for stories. So if you're the talkative type, looking for a little adventure, and aren't bothered by centaurs, demigods, faeries, Biblical stories played out over and over again, plots to steal your name, talking animals, living shadows, sentient knives, soul-scabies, disembodied spirits of pure malice, and never being allowed to leave, then this is the place for you! Just look at that brain-melting exterior!
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Dr. Strange's Sanctum Sanctorum
Calling all hipsters! Looking for that mad pad to get together with some mellow folks for your bi-weekly Be-in? Look no further, crazy cat, 'cuz this kitschy castle with the quirky history is the perfect wet for your noodle! Located in Greenwich Village, the most happening place to be in New York (in 1956), this "holy of holies" was built over a convergence of several ley lines, and was once a site for pagan rituals! Throw in a black light and a lava lamp, and you've got the perfect place to tune in, turn on, drop out, fall into a sideways dimension, become one with the ocean of existence, and still maintain a position of authority over an inferior race!
Manservant not provided.
Daredevil's Manhattan Brownstone.
Unique fixer-upper. Fully handicapped-equipped.
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