Not all superpowers are created equal. Being more than human can more of a burden than a gift, especially if your special power is, say, acid tears or bullet attraction.

A new Threadless tee celebrates the hilarious plight of the D-list hero with its new "Useless Superpowers" shirt, available for both men and women in Sinestro yellow.

There's also a whole blog devoted to archiving useless superpowers, and they've put out a call for submissions if you think have ideas counterproductive and impractical enough to make the cut.

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