Topatoco has a new shirt for sale pulled from a recent "Overcompensating" strip where Jeffrey Rowland took a bold anti-getting shot policy. As he explains at the store:

"To be completely clear, I don't think people shouldn't be allowed to own guns. I just don't believe they should be able to creep up next to me when I am in line at Cat Food Hut and shoot me back of the head. I'm tired of being scared this is going to happen to me."

Don't apologize, Jeffrey! Sometimes a time comes when you just have to stand up and say, "Hey, I don't want bullets in my body -- and you don't get to make that choice for me."