It's time again to break down the convoluted history of comics in the recurring segment we call Comics, Everybody! Written by Curt Franklin and drawn by Chris Haley of the webcomic Let's Be Friends Again, today's subject is one very near and dear to our hearts: us.

Who are we? How did we get here? Where did we go? How and why did we come back? The story -- or at least Curt and Chris' version (with color assist from Joe Hunter), which arrived suddenly in the dead of night -- unfolds below....