I'm not sure how to say this exactly, but the freshly-posted trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation may be the craziest thing I've seen all year. There's The Rock, ninjas fighting on the side of a mountain, Cobra taking over the friggin' White House... I'm all kinds of overstimulated. Prepare to laugh, cry, and high-five the nearest living being with gusto after the cut. Horrible, awesome and/or horribly-awesome, the June 29 debut of this movie can't come fast enough.