Valentine's Day is still a few weeks in the offing, but if you plan on communicating your true feelings via card to that special someone on February 14, pay heed! Anthony "Nedroid" Clark's got a full wave of Cupid ComicsAlliance-Approved valentines featuring Reginald and Beartato for sale at TopatoCo that are likely your best chance for romance in 2011. $15 + shipping scores you a 12-pack (three of each of the four designs - plus envelopes) of the romantic cards, which is a nice price considering the untold love they'll inspire. Having had Clark illustrate our 2010 holiday card series, we can vouch for the creator's beyond-capable card craftsmanship. Just be sure to consider his official disclaimer, "We are not responsible for injuries sustained when being smooched by the receiver of these cards."

I'm not a doctor, but giving these to your friends and loved ones could result in feeling the power of love - like, circa 1985, when love was especially powerful.