Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer Acquire Unfortunate Power Couple Portmanteau

I guess this is what happens when a beautiful, web-savvy singer/songwriter with a cult following (Dresden Dolls frontwoman Amanda Palmer) starts dating a Newbery, Hugo, and Nebula Award-winning novelist and comics superstar (Neil Gaiman) and become a power couple with a combined 880,000 Twitter followers: they end up with the same horrifically cloying portmanteaux that tabloids like to inflict on celebrity couples.

Remember, every time you say this word, an alternate version of Amanda Palmer dies.