The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Paranoid And Parentless
Back in the TMNT's Hollywood heyday, it was popular to parade the costumed mutants around mainstream media outlets. Problem is, once there, the whole idea of live action turtles seemed kind of awful. We can all sing "Pizza Power" until a generation loses its collective voice, but after their rock tour, appearance on Oprah and a really, really, really bad string of sequels, the poor turtl