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Topless Robot Asks for Nerdy Sexiness, Gets Gyrating Zelda Men

After posting a link to some extreme fan service photos of a porn star stripping out of a Silk Spectre costume (NSFW x infinity) , Topless Robot decided to be egalitarian and asked its readers to send in acts of sexy male nerdiness. This ends, of course, with a bunch of dudes gyrating around to “Song of Storms” from the N64 classic “Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.” I’m not sure what else to say about it; it must be seen to be understood.

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