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When Superheroes Let Themselves Go

As America’s comic book audience ages, you may be wondering what some of our favorite superheroes would look like if they were aging as well.

The good news is you don’t have to wonder any longer.

Bam Kapow has taken a look at Gregg Segal’s “letting go” themed superhero photos and, spoiler alert, a cigarette-smoking Superman cleaning the toilet is just about the funniest thing you’re going to see.

Three superheroes we would not want to see letting themselves go:

— The Boy Wonder. Some guys start balding as young as 17.

— Aquaman. He’s our rock. If he beached himself, we don’t know what we’d do.

— Underdog. Even a superhero canine could easily get heartworm if he’s careless.

Did we miss anything? Let us know in the comments.

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