Here at ComicsAlliance, our fascination with bootleg merchandise has shown us a lot of crazy things, but today, Batman's bootleg origin can lay down its burden, because we have found the new king of unlicensed merch:

There is so much utter, inexplicable beauty about this thing that I don't even know where to begin, but for me, the greatest thing isnt' the fact that Sonic appears to have both jaundice and a deep tan, or that whoever made it just assumed that people liked the actual words "Harry Potter" more than a picture of the character, or the fact that "OBAMA" is written in what looks like the letters from baby blocks, or even the completely inexplicable #10 on Harry Potter Obama the Hedgehog's chest.

No, what gets me is the pickup truck decal roses that were stuck on in what I can only assume was a thoughtful design attempt to balance out the picture and provide symmetry.