In anticipation of next summer's "Iron Man 2" glowy chested billionaire playboy Tony Stark is seeking to fill his company with new talent, posting a very official memo on the Stark Industries Web site:

Seriously though, as viral movie campaigns go, Marvel will have to tread lightly. Not making weapons aside, Stark Industries is still a pretty high-risk cubicle situation. Anybody who's ever read through a year of "Iron Man" comics knows the guys and gals filling Stark Industries offices are fodder for the Armored Avenger's insane villains. Do you really want to get stomped on by Ultimo just to catch a glimpse of the Black Widow sneaking through the office air vents?

....Don't answer that.