Link Ink: Gordon-Levitt Could Go Gangster, Pikachu Says ‘Mew’ and the ‘Doritos Pug’ Gets a Comic Strip

Movies: Joseph Gordon-Levitt could be portraying Gotham gangster Alberto Falcone in The Dark Knight Rises. Of course, I'd prefer a Cobra Commander cameo. [Moviefone]

Theme Parks: Japan's Huis Ten Bosch theme park will open a Thousand Sunny pirate ship from the manga/anime One Piece for cruises on April 2. The ship will hold 250 fans, plus statues of the Straw Hat Pirates. [ANN]

Trailers: It's not the first time somebody's thought to couple Captain America with Team America, but a fan-made version of The First Avenger's Super Bowl trailer proves the NSFW joke never really gets old. [Spinoff]

Music: YouTuber Adam Clinton performs a pretty perfect rendition of the '90s X-Men animated series a capella. [Topless Robot]

Art: Jeremy Smith's intense Venom redesign reminds me of Earthworm Jim's Queen Slug-For-a-Butt, in a good way! [Super Punch]

Movies: Black Scorpion 2 has everything an awful superhero movie needs to... be awful, including a villain hybrid of Two-Face and the Joker. [io9]

Art: Loldwell mashes up two of my favorite animated series, The Venture Bros. and Adventure Time, to get Venture Time. If only there were an accompanying animation. [Loldwell]