As one of my favorite manga series, I'm usually pretty stoked for merchandise announcements related to Ichiro Oda's spirited super powered pirate epic "One Piece."

Then I saw these over on the Anime News Network:

Yes, they're exactly what they seem and as far as anyone can tell, these are an officially licensed product.

I'll leave the jokes to the other blogs. I can't stop crying.

[Via Rocketnews]