Vanilla Ice Thinks The New Ninja Turtles Rap Lacks ‘The Magic’
Despite all efforts to stop it, there's a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie produced by Michael Bay set to be released this week, and to its credit, it is attempting to recreate the single most successful and memorable moment from the Turtles' film history. We speak, of course, of Vanilla Ice's classic "Ninja Rap," an unquestioned high point from TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze.
This time around, the tune they're going with is "Shell Shocked" by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla Sign, a song that has found a critic in Vanilla Ice himself. When asked by GQ what he thought of the new song, Ice was dismissive of the song, claiming that it lacked "the Magic" to musically represent what it means to be a "True Ninja."
Personally, I agree, but have a listen and see for yourself:
Here are Ice's full comments, just to prove that I wasn't kidding:
Vanilla Ice: With respect to all of the artists, the song doesn't really do it for me. It feels a little artificial—what I mean by that is that it sounds like a bunch of executives in the corporate world put it together. It really does not fit the theme of the Ninja Turtles legend. I think you have to understand, and be a true Ninja, to possess the Magic to really pull off the secret sound.
If you're feeling a little more old school with your ninja rap requirements, though, don't worry. Ice has once again embraced the ancient art of invisibility, thanks to a recent commercial for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese: