Confession time: I've always been super nervous while riding in cars that other people are driving. I think it has a lot to do with watching the episode of Dragnet where Joe Friday did a slow motion breakdown of the various injuries you can sustain in a crash when I was like eight years old, but it persists to this very day. Now, though, the mad science of the 21st century has provided us with something that could cure me of this -- and possibly all - fears: a car seat that looks like Batman and is designed to hug children to safety.

Sadly, the makers have yet to produce this thing in adult sizes. They have no idea the amount of money they are leaving on the table.Produced by KidsEmbrace (note: not a great company name), the Batman car-seat is part of a line that also includes other fictional characters like Dora the Explorer, Spongebob Squarepants and Dale Earnhardt Jr., and clocks in at $149. I have no idea if that's expensive for a car seat, but if it is, keep in mind that it has a cape you can wrap around yourself. It's like being comforted by the Dark Knight Himself! Or, I guess, like getting one of those Inverted Takedowns from Arkham City. Your call.

The best thing about it, though, is that Batman's fists have been shaped from their normal status as the Hammers of Justice into cup holders that can hold a juice box.

Oh man.

You guys.

Why are there not comics about Batman holding juice boxes that I can read right now?

[via Gizmodo]