LBFA Presents: The Wayne Tech Fall Kidz Catalogue [Original Art]
These are difficult economic times in America, and nobody knows that pain quite as acutely as large, multi-national corporations. Even Bruce Wayne’s Wayne Enterprises has felt the squeeze, and with so many extra… R&D projects lying around, they’ve tried to recoup some of their losses with an all-new line of Wayne Tech products especially for kids! We’ve got an exclusive look at the Wayne Tech Kidz catalogue for fall, with illustrations and copy by Chris Haley and Curt Franklin of the webcomic Let’s Be Friends Again.
There’s nothing like an industrial strength spotlight to keep an eye on your kids, your neighbors, and low-flying aircraft on those dark fall nights. The “tribal” symbol on the light will let your neighbors know that your family still “has it”.
*Retailer’s note: The symbol on the spotlight is NOT a bat. Do not pretend it is a bat.
Great for displaying clothes or honoring the memories of your dead children.
Optional: Domino mask holder, cape hanger.
*Retailer’s note: Ring will cause cancer.”
Using Wayne Tech’s patented Laz-Tech formula, these little Sea Munkies will thrive forever and ever with or without your care! Perfect for kids with A.D.D.!
Comes in Strawberry, Vanilla Bean, and Viscous Plasma