If there’s one thing I learned during my days as a commuter, it’s that people love bumper stickers. Whether they’re showing off their politics, religion, or just the fact that they’re really, really into Iron Maiden, people love ‘em — and the same holds true for your favorite super-heroes and villains. After all, what’s the point of having a Batmobile, Justice Jogger or even a Spider-Buggy if you don’t trick it out a little?
But if you’re a costumed crook or crusader, a simple “Horn Broken, Watch for Finger” isn’t going to cut it. That’s why today, I’ve got a few super-hero bumper stickers custom made to fit the super-hero (and super-villain) lifestyle!
This is the bookend to the Xavier School’s traditional greeting, but given that place’s student mortality rate, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that it only ever sold to Kitty Pryde’s parents.
The Gotham City Police Department reported seeing this one on a car fleeing the Puzzle Museum, which was robbed for the 83rd time this week.
The one major flaw in the Iron Man design: not much room for stickers.
Spotted on Scott Pilgrim’s mom’s car, half-covered by a Sex Bob-Omb sticker (limited to only a hundred because they were made in Kim Pine’s basement).
Seen on millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne’s Lamborghini. Say, you don’t think he knows Batman, do you?
Despite never actually running for office, Captain America’s been a popular write-in candidate, especially during the “US Out of Latveria” scandal of the early 2000s.
You can keep your “theory” Mr. Jor-El, ’cause there ain’t nothin’ about the planet Krypton exploding in the Book of Rao!
Who would’ve thought killing Jason Todd via a phone-in poll would’ve been so controversial?
Oddly enough, Frank Castle has this one right next to “I Brake For Kittens” and “Mean People Suck.”
Spotted on Amadeus Cho’s vespa, shortly before it was vaporized by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.
Legion of Super-Heroes
If you’re not fluent in the language of the Legion of Super-Heroes, then either hover over this one for the translation, or go back to Rimbor!
In Gotham City, they like to use their cars to remember miracles like the Joker’s infamous Laughing Fish. As in “It’s a miracle that anyone actually still lives in this city.”