Ever since last weekend's announcement of the X-Men's upcoming throwdown against vampires, I've been wondering how it's going to play out. Sure, the X-Men are no stranger to the undead -- they fought the totally awesome Marvel version of Dracula way back in "Uncanny" #159--but with the current popularity of vampires centered around the likes of "Twilight," this could lead to something entirely different.

But what if there was a way to combine the two? That's why today, I've decided to see how it would work if I took Dracula's dialogue (as written by Chris Claremont and lettered by Tom Orzechowski) and dropped it right into Edward Cullen's mouth, as seen in the highly problematic Twilight Graphic Novel!

My conclusion? "Twilight" would be way better if Edward Cullen was Marvel Dracula.