The New Movie ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Crouch For Cakes
Photos of toys from the new, Michael Bay-produced, Jonathan Liebesman-directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie have been hard to come by, considering all the heavy security at Toy Fair 2014 last month.
So it looks like, at least for now, we’re just going to have to settle for the cake topper versions of Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael. Are you ready to see some plastic turtles who are wearing shoes? Click on through.
If I wanted to get into the business of speculating about cake toppers, I would probably observe that it’s interesting that each of the turtles is standing with knees bent, seemingly ready for a fight, except Donatello, who is standing up straight, looking rather perplexed. Could it be he’s the only one who realizes he’s but a fictional character, doomed to top baked goods for eternity? With strange turtle lips?
It’s also worth noting that none of them is armed with their trademark ninja weapons, meaning it’ll be up to buyers to cut their own cakes. We hope you have a (food grade) katana or some sai at home.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles opens in theaters on August 8. Keep your fingers crossed for a scene in which they stand attentively on top of a cake.