Thanks to the folks at Piratron, we now have a mashup of two of our favorite things: Giant transforming robots, and pirates.

They're 20 bucks each, but if money is no object, I humbly suggest that you order enough for two teams, get all your friends to gear up with red and purple bandanas, and have a massive Autopirate vs. Deceptipirate battle for the fate of Cybarrrtron.

(As a side note, Transformers enthusiasts really need to come up with a better name than "Transfans," which joins the ranks of "Tea Baggers" as an unintentionally hilarious organizational name. Truly, I would pay good money to watch that misunderstanding unfold in real time.)